SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT
For years, scientists have tried to discover why men are attracted to female breasts.
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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"Scientists," uh huh. Where do I sign up to be a "scientist" for this study?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 31, 2022 at 11:03 AM
The conclusions: "More study needed."
Posted by: David EMery | December 31, 2022 at 11:12 AM
Does this mean bottle-fed babies grow up to prefer fake boobs?
Posted by: Math Yoda | December 31, 2022 at 11:14 AM
Female Breast Attraction Soundtrack
Posted by: Jiggly and Wiggly | December 31, 2022 at 11:28 AM
If you are into chemical releases, the biological and culturally related ones, as well as lyrics touching on what boys learn on the playground, well, here is an introductory, don't miss the lyrics, guide.
If you fail to have chemical releases watching the video, maybe have your oxytocin **"love drug"** levels checked. mrs man tom says I should stop being mad at everything, my oxytocin levels suffer. She will be made aware of this study.
Posted by: man tom | December 31, 2022 at 11:51 AM
"Because they're there.
Posted by: guy | December 31, 2022 at 12:06 PM
Breast Education
Posted by: Candy Lopes | December 31, 2022 at 12:09 PM
This is sexist, because as far as I know women are NOT attracted to male boobs.
Double standards.
Posted by: NoName | December 31, 2022 at 12:29 PM
@NoName
F.Y.I.
Posted by: Hugh G. Rection | December 31, 2022 at 12:42 PM
Keeping Abreast of Female Fashion...
Posted by: Pinky & Perky | December 31, 2022 at 01:07 PM
They it's not as important how you feel but rather, WHO you feel.
Posted by: Sue Ellen Mischke | December 31, 2022 at 01:10 PM
If the explanation lies in the bond formed during breastfeeding, why wouldn’t female babies grow up to have the same attraction to breasts?
Posted by: Math Yoda | December 31, 2022 at 01:11 PM
It's been said that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | December 31, 2022 at 01:17 PM
(.) (.)
Posted by: Booby Prize | December 31, 2022 at 01:19 PM
Could it be because they're REAL & they're SPECTACULR?
Posted by: Delores Mulva | December 31, 2022 at 01:26 PM
A great man* once said:
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
*Dave Barry
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2022 at 02:43 PM
Next study: Why everyone is attracted to a nice ass.
Chemical triggers?
Posted by: Ralph | December 31, 2022 at 02:49 PM
Some seem more natural than others. I'm not at all attracted to this. [Warning: you can't unsee it.]
Posted by: AAAAUUUGH! | December 31, 2022 at 03:05 PM
*SMACKS* the snot out of AAAAUUGH!
Do not click on that link. Trust me.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 31, 2022 at 03:41 PM
Duly gobsmacked...
Posted by: AAAAUUUGH! | December 31, 2022 at 04:03 PM
PG-18
NSFW
Women that are offended by sexist songs, do NOT click
*HERE*
Posted by: Nunga Nungas | December 31, 2022 at 04:23 PM
I'm applying to do a study about why posts about breasts on Dave Barry's blog attract more posts than any other topic.
Posted by: Clankie | December 31, 2022 at 06:50 PM
For the ladies of the blog, equal time:
The Scrotum Song.
(From an old Bob and Tom Show episode)
Posted by: PirateBoy | December 31, 2022 at 08:36 PM