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December 30, 2022

OUCH

Charleston Police help rescue several balls caught in tree

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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"Officer Wendt, I see you and officers Gonzales and DiSalvo have each put in a request for three dozen boxes of latex gloves?"

"Yes sir, I understand the three crates of Lysol we put in for is on back order."

*See the three are all unmarried men and are having trouble finding a woman who doesn't find them dirty. Each of them has not had sex since they joined the force.

Smirking neighbors would not comment in response to a discrete inquiry into how the retrieved balls got stuck up in the tree in the first place, although multiple high-fives were exchanged.

The inspiration for the classic Christmas carol "Deck the boughs with balls of Wally".

Balls Soundtrack

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