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December 21, 2022

O TANNENBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Family is horrified to discover Christmas tree is bursting with baby praying mantises

(Thanks to EricY)

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Well, with it being Christmas and all, it's a good thing they weren't the goat-sacrificing mantises.

On the plus side I think they eat spiders when they grow up.

Well, they were praying, after all. I wonder if they would be going to Christmas Mass?

They are there to mitigate the usual holiday plague of locusts.

Well, that is one way to bring religion back into the holidays (it's not like they're agnostic mantises).

When you get sick of the usual Christmas entertainment offerings, you can watch the female mantises bite the heads off the males. Bound to be better than what's on TV.

That's a lot of screaming about some harmless insects. The flocking chemicals on the tree are probably more dangerous.

Where are all the snakes when you need one? A young snake could chow down in a bug-infested tree. Then you could get a mongoose…

On the plus side, they'll help clear out other unwanted guests.

They will fit nicely in the song '12 Days of Christmas': "and a tree full of praying mantiseseseses."

This happened to the daughter of a friend of the blog a few years ago.

Years back Costco had recall on Christmas Tree shaped rosemary bushes fearing that they harbored black widow spiders. (I gifted my brother-in-law with one, awkward).

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