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December 31, 2022

LET'S PUT THEM IN TOUCH WITH SOUTHWEST AIRLINES

If aliens contact humanity, who decides what we do next?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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So they're afraid we'd all run around like our peckers were cut off?

I think we should link them up with a warranty for their mode of transportation.

Take us to your leader...

I beleive that would be The Aliens decision.

This reminds me that in all incarnations of Star Trek, wherever the landing party beams down is assumed to be representative of the entire planet. What will happen when the aliens land in an area with only wildlife, or in the village of an isolated and unknown tribe?

I already told them to buzz off. Should I not have done that?

It could be worse, wanderer2575. They could beam down to Flathead County or pretty much anywhere in Florida.

The message is obvious:

Send nudes.

Call Elon Musk. He'll understand them.

I once went to a fishing tackle store and said "take me to your leader".

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