JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULD NOT GET ANY WORSE
State health agency recommends Nebraskans temporarily avoid eating alfalfa sprouts
(Thanks to Steve Bradford, who says "Any chance they could make it permanent?")
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Posted by: Jolly Green Giant | December 26, 2022 at 10:03 AM
They also recommend you should burn your house if you purchased any kale.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 26, 2022 at 10:08 AM
Why just Nebraska. & why just temporarily?
Posted by: Isle Juzaskya | December 26, 2022 at 11:25 AM
Customer walks into the Big Ears Diner:
"What's on the menu for breakfast?"
"Corn flakes or corn muffins."
"How about lunch?"
"Corn fritters."
"Dinner?"
"Your choice of corned beef, corn on the cob, corn soup, creamed corn, or cornbread sandwiches."
"Anything available besides corn dishes?"
"Sure, we've got an Alfalfa Sprouts en Pepto, but you need to pay up front."
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 26, 2022 at 11:29 AM
Well, sure, I recall him.
'Scuse me, I see the geezer bus coming.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 26, 2022 at 02:42 PM
I would recommend that everyone ban okra. I will not eat it, my mother could not make me eat it, I will never eat it.
As for alfalfa sprouts, okay, I'll eat them. As long as there is no okra hiding among the sprouts.
Posted by: Bill in Seminole | December 26, 2022 at 03:03 PM
They buried him in Nebraska ?
Posted by: Clankie | December 26, 2022 at 03:06 PM
His brother, Brussels, should also be avoided.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 26, 2022 at 06:41 PM