IF THIS KEEPS UP, WE MAY HAVE TO EVACUATE CANADA
Man arrested after attempting to fight tree
(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)
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In his defense, the tree started it.
Posted by: The forest | December 22, 2022 at 10:53 AM
This was clearly a business problem, and as the branch manager, he had to resove it
Posted by: JG | December 22, 2022 at 11:02 AM
A tree's bark is worse than it's bite.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | December 22, 2022 at 11:03 AM
Amazingly, alcohol etc...
I've banged my head on the magnolia tree in our backyard so often while mowing the lawn that I'm ready to fight it. With a chainsaw.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | December 22, 2022 at 11:12 AM
Well, it is Canada, so he should have known better and quit after two.
Posted by: cfjk | December 22, 2022 at 11:50 AM
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/kiefer-sutherland-body-slamming-a-christmas-tree-143016832.html
Jack Bauer/Keifer Sutherland knew how to do it best.
Posted by: michael | December 22, 2022 at 12:05 PM
A friend of mine once did that (yes, alcohol was involved). He didn't inflict much damage to the tree, but then again, the tree didn't land any punches, either. Ultimately, it was declared a draw, and they both gave up.
Posted by: Rod | December 22, 2022 at 12:10 PM
IF it were me I wood have done an ash kicking. Bet nobody in Canada is pine-ing for him. Did he have a wood pecker?
Posted by: Pullet Surprise | December 22, 2022 at 12:56 PM
Uh Oh....
"Come, my friends. The Ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom. The last march of the Ents."
- 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers'.
Posted by: LeDud | December 22, 2022 at 03:14 PM
"a man trying to fight a tree while allegedly intoxicated"
Allegedly? Under what circumstances would a non-intoxicated Canadian fight a tree?
Posted by: GJ | December 22, 2022 at 03:59 PM
Maybe the tree was the ***hole.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | December 22, 2022 at 07:28 PM
Thus is born a new Kwanza tradition.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | December 23, 2022 at 09:20 AM
I thought Canadians were tree-huggers, not tree-punchers.
Posted by: Ron G in WA | December 23, 2022 at 10:23 AM
I made a new feature for you after participating in new obstacle-jumping adventures.
geometry dash lite
Posted by: Giukre | March 26, 2025 at 03:29 AM
I learned to think strategically when guessing words in quordle. It’s not just one word; I have to consider how each word affects the guessing of all four.
Posted by: Madeline | August 07, 2025 at 03:34 AM
He should have known better and quit after two, since it's Canada.
Posted by: ragdoll archers | September 03, 2025 at 05:57 AM