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December 27, 2022

'I THINK THIS WAS A FIRST FOR ME AND I'VE BEEN IN LAW ENFORCEMENT OVER 25 YEARS'

Florida man busted after trying to pick up Christmas card filled with cocaine and fentanyl at police station

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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In his defense, it's the only way to deal with visiting family.

In a related human interest piece: "FLORIDA MAN'S DREAMS OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS SHATTERED BY INSENSITIVE POLICE POLICY OF LYING TO CRIMINALS"

Neither rain, nor snow, nor ... whoa, hold on ...

Key excellent advice: In a Facebook post, the Marco Island Police Department offered some advice: "Never mail illegal drugs to yourself, and definitely don't claim them from the Police Department."

In high school we referred to guys like this as, phuggnut.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

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