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December 31, 2022

CSI: CLOVIS

A Clovis man was arrested by New Mexico State Police on Tuesday after he allegedly dropped what appeared to be feces through a mail slot at New Mexico State Police headquarters in Clovis.

(Thanks to Alklali Bill, who says "You've got mail!")

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That soundslike a special talent he's exhibiting there.

Don't know that I will
But until I can find me
The dog (expletive) that'll stink
And won't come from behind me
I'll be what I am
A Clovis man, Clovis man

What a crappy way to start 2023.

Definitely abuse of a mail slot. You have to affix proper postage to the item first. Lumpy objects cost more. When the area postal inspector returns from his use-or-lose leave next week, he's going to have something to say about this.

"Candygram!"

Just his luck all the surveillance cameras weren't shut off.

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