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December 01, 2022


How POO could be lurking on self-service scanners

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)


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That's why I always smear some of my own on the scanner first, because, what are the odds? That Pringles can of excrement sure comes in handy.

Winnie, how could you!?

"Swabs grown in the lab revealed bacteria found in human faeces and vaginas"

Kinky much?

Time for a manicure.

Is this a new fad like sitting on the copy machine to get a copy of your backside? Only sitting on the scanner to get the lasers to remove a hemorrhoid, maybe. "Clean up on register #2."

I can't really wash my hands frequently because I am on a medication that irritates my palms and soles of my feet. It causes the skin to thin .. my skin will actually split or crack open if I don't apply moisturizers or ointments every hour. With this news story, I may take to wearing gloves to stores - it's better/easier to wash my gloves than to wash my hands.

Uncle Milne one said the 7 Acre Woods are covered in Pooh.

^Once. Darn Siri!

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