BECAUSE YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT

How POO could be lurking on self-service scanners

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

Comments

[ripleysparrow]

That's why I always smear some of my own on the scanner first, because, what are the odds? That Pringles can of excrement sure comes in handy.

[cfjk]

Winnie, how could you!?

[Steverino]

"Swabs grown in the lab revealed bacteria found in human faeces and vaginas"

Kinky much?

[pharmaross]

Time for a manicure.

[Captain11]

Is this a new fad like sitting on the copy machine to get a copy of your backside? Only sitting on the scanner to get the lasers to remove a hemorrhoid, maybe. "Clean up on register #2."

[MOTW]

I can't really wash my hands frequently because I am on a medication that irritates my palms and soles of my feet. It causes the skin to thin .. my skin will actually split or crack open if I don't apply moisturizers or ointments every hour. With this news story, I may take to wearing gloves to stores - it's better/easier to wash my gloves than to wash my hands.

[PirateBoy, and Tigger]

Uncle Milne one said the 7 Acre Woods are covered in Pooh.

[PirateBoy, Breaking up with Siri]

^Once. Darn Siri!