AND THEY ALL HAVE TINY BUT VALID FLORIDA DRIVERS' LICENSES
Your face is covered in thousands of living mites closely related to spiders and ticks
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
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They do say that you can't pick your relatives.
Posted by: cfjk | December 28, 2022 at 09:08 AM
Ah, good. Something new to talk about during dinner.
Posted by: Meanie the Blue | December 28, 2022 at 09:40 AM
" Your nose could have been a humble abode to several generations of translucent grease-gobbling arachnids. "
The insult which started many a bar fight in movie Westerns.
Posted by: Clankie | December 28, 2022 at 10:42 AM
Thanks a LOT MOM.
Posted by: Mr. Bill | December 28, 2022 at 12:37 PM
If I washed my face in lye, would this be true?
Posted by: LeDud | December 28, 2022 at 05:01 PM