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December 29, 2022

AND IT WAS!

Drunken man poops on PT Cruiser, tells hospital staff his blood will be ‘Pure. Natural. Ice.’

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark and Ralph)

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In his defense, he was only doing to the Chrysler vehicle what it was eventually going to do to him. Assuming it hasn't already.

It doesn't specify in the article, so are we supposed to just assume he's single based on the smell?

Since he knew the way to the jail even better than the cop, I'm just guessing that he's had this experience before.

Kind of surprised this didn't happen in the "You Pee".

And his wife said...

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