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December 20, 2022

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Not being horny enough can lead to an early death: study

(Thanks to Michael Parry and pharmaross)

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So which ex-President will live forever ?

Did they factor in early deaths caused by being shot by a jealous husband?

Uh oh.

So the gals will be holding out on us to get rid of us?

Since it’s too late for me to die young, I must be horny enough. So far at least.

If you can find it, you can have it.

Hope I die before I get old!

How many of these "researchers" were males?

As the Fame song says, "I'm gonna live forever..."

I am disappointed that they do not emphasize the importance of masturbation to prolong your life - just do it until you need glasses and stop there. If you can. Also your mortal life can be prolonged by practicing what we old people do for sex - thinking about it or talking about it.

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