Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

The popular poker player and YouTuber known only as Sashimi was competing in a live stream event this week called 'Max Pain Monday' when the nip-slip happened - but it turned out she was wearing a prosthetic body suit and the breasts that went on display were fake.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

'DO NOT LET YOUR PETS ROAM FREE'

What are people saying about a giant python roaming the streets of Doral? ‘Stay away’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS A SOLID LEGAL STRATEGY

Dearborn man charged in antisemitic incident has bond revoked after mooning judge

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHEN YOU KNOW IT'S TIME TO RETIRE

Legendary San Diego sword swallower hospitalized with slashed abdominal cavity, pierced liver

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

BOLO

German police seek help in solving bull sperm heist

(Thanks to Ralph)

SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE PINCHING

Birth control made with compounds from LOBSTERS blocks 98 PERCENT of the nearly 100 million sperm trying to penetrate the cervix

(Thanks to pharmaross)