Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN OUTDOOR SPORTS

Ice Fishermen Drill Their Hole Right Into A Moose Frozen Into The Ice

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

THE NEWS FROM ASIA

A 'dead body' discovered in a roadside bin in Thailand has turned out to be a life-sized sex doll.

Police Officer Name That This Blog Is In No Way Amused By: Chainarong Tang-on

(Thanks to Carlos Montage)

THIS WOULD BE MORE THAN ENOUGH VISIBILITY FOR DRIVING IN FLORIDA

Washington State Patrol ticketed a driver Sunday after they drove more than 5 miles along SR 16 in Kitsap County with their windshield almost completely covered in snow.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'ARTISTS'

Baubles filled with semen, urine and blood have been spotted on a Christmas tree display in a UK town, with two artists offering up a 'deconstructed Christmas dinner' for the festive season

(Thanks to pharmaross)

HE'S JUST RESTING

Man left in body bag for 5 hours after medics mistakenly declare him dead

(Thanks to nursecindy, who says "I'm proud to say that, as far as I know, I never put anyone in a body bag that was still alive.")

IT'S MOO O'CLOCK

Ranches of the future may see cows wearing smart watches

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA. NO, WAIT, IT'S FLORIDA.

Florida man arrested for slapping police horse on butt

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Ahem.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

THE SPECULATION WILL END WHEN IT PRODUCES A VALID DRIVER'S LICENSE

Mysterious Object Emerges on a Florida Beach, Setting Off Speculation

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, Steve K. and Barry Nester)

WE CERTAINLY HOPE SO

Can we hack our way out of the universe?

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Man dressed as the Grinch assaults man in reindeer costume at company Christmas party

(Thanks to Ralph, Dave Vander Ark, pharmaross and Tom Meerschaert, who says “I was shocked to read alcohol was involved.”)

OF COURSE

Indians choose Phuket as their ‘Best Wedding Destination’

(Thanks to pharmaross)