Dave Barry's Blog

INCREDIBLY, THIS DID NOT HAPPEN IN AUSTRALIA

Venomous spider crawls into unsuspecting woman's ear while she's sleeping

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE'RE ON OUR WAY

The Biggest Zipper In The U.S. Is Here In Vermont And It’s An Unforgettable Adventure

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE'RE GOBSMACKED

Tattoo addict dubbed 'black alien' 'can’t find a job' due to employer reaction

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WE'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR

Man rides motorbike into lobby of Fukuoka police station, demands they crack down on rude driving

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS THE CONTINENT

Huge Snake Found Lurking in Man's Clothes Drawer

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AWW

Adorable black kitty called Burnt Toast stuns his owner by dragging ALLIGATOR HEAD into their Wisconsin home

(Thanks to Fabian Marson and Roberto)

WE'RE GUESSING HE'S SINGLE

A Retired School Headmaster From India Makes Guinness World Record For Longest Ear Hair

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU CAN ALSO POUR SOME PEPSI IN THERE

Dip your fried chicken into your milkshake, says Japanese fast food chain, sparking debate

(Thanks to Ralph)

‘PILK’

Pepsi wants you to drink soda mixed with milk this holiday season

(Thanks to Steve K., who says “Hard pass.”)

’ROUND THESE PARTS WE HANG TODGER THIEVES

Gallery owners demand return of statue’s stolen willy but vow not to take action against todger thieves

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “BOLO.”)

THESE PARENTS TODAY

“Telling kids that Santa is real is a lie, and I don’t believe in building my kids up on a lie,” McKenzie, a stay-at-home mom from North Dakota, told The Post.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IF YOU CAN MAKE IT THERE, YOU COULD BECOME RODENT CZAR

Eric Adams hiring well-paid rodent czar to drive out pests

(Thanks to pharmaross, GJ and Dayhiker)

AND IN SPORTS

U.S. Marine Corps veteran Annika Hutsler took off her prosthetic leg and chugged a beer out of it at the Lakers-Pacers game on Monday – and the crowd went wild.

(Thanks to klezmerphan)