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November 23, 2022
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An added bonus to living in a haunted house is (if you're lucky), the ghosts play the piano.
Posted by: David Puddy | November 23, 2022 at 09:21 AM
Sorry, the chicken just doesn't have the vocal range to pull it off. As Mozart intended, those high notes separate the gifted sopranos from the run-of-the-mill. Chicken should be happy with being a mezzo and keep her day job. The player piano was a stroke of genius. It's nearly impossible to find an accompanist for these kinds of projects.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 23, 2022 at 09:32 AM
Eat your heart out, Celine Dion.
Posted by: Clankie | November 23, 2022 at 09:34 AM
That chicken would run circles around anybody's farting robot.
Posted by: cfjk | November 23, 2022 at 09:55 AM
Next up: The "Marriage of Figaro" overture performed by Marvin Suggs and his Muppaphone.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 23, 2022 at 11:05 AM
I this this is a dead chicken. Playing on a live one would be more difficult, and also more entertaining.
Posted by: Loco | November 23, 2022 at 08:48 PM
Bunch chicken s.....t
Posted by: Steverino | November 24, 2022 at 08:17 PM