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If that happened on a bus you could just open a window.
Posted by: Florida Man | November 08, 2022 at 09:22 AM
On the plus side, they didn't find any snakes.
Posted by: cfjk | November 08, 2022 at 09:27 AM
I looked it up: flight from Gran Canaria to Manchester, England is 4 hours, 40 minutes.
Pilot to passengers: I told y'all to go before we departed.
Posted by: MOTW | November 08, 2022 at 09:48 AM
Remember all those stories about blue ice falling from the sky & that Halloween prank that involves a flaming paper bag left on a front porch? Does that explain that flaming ball of something that burnt that poor guys house in California?
Posted by: Great Balls of Fire | November 08, 2022 at 09:48 AM
At least when you drive, you can always pull off the road and go behind a tree.
Posted by: Rod | November 08, 2022 at 10:08 AM
If some nitwit ground crew member forgets to drain the waste tank pre-flight you just need to send Harrison Ford down there to vent the tank manually.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 08, 2022 at 10:52 AM
Terrible, it's good that it didn't leak through the top.
Posted by: Rapid | November 08, 2022 at 11:29 AM
That's the last time they serve burritos in first class.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 08, 2022 at 12:50 PM
So they had to give the plane an enema?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 08, 2022 at 12:57 PM