THE MEALS HAD PULSES?
Neanderthals cooked meals with pulses 70,000 years ago
(Thanks to EricY)
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Neanderthals cooked meals with pulses 70,000 years ago
(Thanks to EricY)
Indian police say rats ate 600kg of cannabis from station storeroom
(Thanks to Ralph)
Louisiana priest admits to making threesome sex tape on church altar
(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Can I get an 'Amen?'")
Gainesville man arrested for stealing from a Walmart he claims he owns
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Models strip naked and pose with giant fish for 2023 'erotic carp calendar'
Advisory: Naked carp
(Thanks to Ralph)
Crawling On Ground: The New Trend Among Chinese College Students
(Thanks to Ralph)
Venomous snake rescued from beer in Australia
(Thanks to Bob Brogan, pharmaross and Robert Moats)
Cat found in luggage at New York airport didn’t belong to the traveler, TSA says
(Thanks to Barry Nester, Robert Moats, EricY, pharmaross and Al Barkafski)
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Mystery of sheep walking in circle for 12 days may be solved
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Baaad habits are hard to break. Or maybe someone pulled the wool over their eyes and they can see straight. Mutton makes any sense here.”)
Budweiser will ship the unsold Buds to the country that wins the tournament
(Thanks to Steve K, The Perts and Not My Usual Alias, who says “the second-place team will get all the remaining Bud Zero.”)
Panasonic to Sell a Subscription-Based, Farting Companion Robot
(Thanks to wiredog and pharmaross)
This has been The News From Abroad.
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Frigid temperatures have bats falling to the ground in Manhattan’s Central Park, officials said.
(Thanks to Static Joeage, who says "Not the good kind of bat droppings.")
(There's a good kind of bat droppings?)
Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised
(Thanks to Seymour Singer)
How to Test If We're Living in a Computer Simulation
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Budget casket maker offers Black Friday deal
(Thanks to EricY)
Soldotna firefighters rescue moose from basement
(Thanks to pharmaross)
(Thanks to Sean T and GJ, who says “Just a beer for me, please.”)
Indonesian Playboy King Ready For 88th Marriage
(Thanks to Ralph)
‘Upsetting’ discovery made in belly of whale on Nova Scotia beach, researchers say
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Expert claims Bigfoot is rarely sighted as they are 'scared' of people
(Thanks to John Lobert, who says "I knew there was a logical explanation.")
Unknown 'pig-like' sea creature's body washes up on beach leaving locals perplexed
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Perplexed is not as bad as gobsmacked, so there's that.
Rhino Interrupts A Football Game
(Thanks to Ralph)
West Virginia Sinkhole Is About to Swallow an Entire Police Station
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Malaysia elects first ever hung parliament
(Thanks to Alan West)
Man allegedly pulls gun on Wendy's employee after not getting sauce with his meal
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Goalkeeper Sent Off After Squirting Fan With Their Own Urine
(Thanks to pharmaross)
A JUDGE stopped a court hearing when “noisy” porn was heard playing through a solicitor’s computer.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)
GIRL GETS HER LITTLE SISTER’S PANTS STUCK IN HER BRACES
(Thanks to John Lobert)
Man uses Uber to rob bank, has driver wait to take him home
We assume he gave the driver five stars.
(Thanks to Alan Dean)
Drunk man threatens to ‘blow up’ Nashville hotel over potato chips
(Thanks to Bill Carver)
Horrifying twist after woman discovers deadly snake inside her car
Who Ya Gonna Call: Ms Bridge called Snake Catchers Adelaide
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Apparently Kendall Jenner Got Pee All Over Her Feet at the 2022 Met Gala
(Thanks to pharmaross)
Mystery of exploding toilet at south Austin dental office
(Thanks to John W and pharmaross)
Eight relatives jailed after wedding turned into ‘bloodbath’ involving 50 guests
(Thanks to pharmaross)
The leap second’s time is up: world votes to stop pausing clocks
(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)
Chimpanzees share experiences with each other, a trait once thought to be only human
(Thanks to Al Barkafski)
(Thanks to pharmaross)
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "Inflation is affecting everything!")
...is an expression unfamiliar to rhinos.
(Thanks to Robert Moats)
Brigantine's fecal donor spreads message of 'perfect poop' through billboard
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)