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November 22, 2022


Lawsuit Claims Mac & Cheese May Take Seconds Longer to Make Than Promised

(Thanks to Seymour Singer)


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The plaintiff probably lives at lower altitude. They need to get the trial venue changed to Denver or Santa Fe.

Eighteen months later,

Your check for .18 cents is in the mail. This amount does not reflect Federal, State and Local taxes.

*I had forgot all about the gobsmacks of paperwork I filled out after recieving the deadline to file letter.

This lawsuit seems cheesy to me.

Just another side effect caused by no longer adjusting time to coincide with a rotating Earth.

Lawsuits like this remind the rest of us why there are really idiotic signs on things that are obvious to even the semi-intelligent populace. Spoon-feed the idiots who want some easy money by filing frivolous suits like this because even saying, "Would you like fries with that?" is too much effort for them.

God gave you a brain. He'd like you to use it and so would we.

I wonder if the person that did this is the same one that blamed Marie Callender for ruining her Thanksgiving last year because she burned her pumpkin pie? She'd forgotten the pie was in the oven and overcooked it.

I guess Marie Callender (sic) should have called her and reminded her to TAKE HER PIE OUT OF THE OVEN.

Not only does it take longer to make than promised, when its done, you have mac & cheese

This is because of the daylight savings time change.

What do you bet she doesn't even have a microwave?

♫ I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers,
Consulting with the rain;
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts are busy hatchin' ♫
If I only had a brain. ♫

What a fiend we have in cheeses.

Total LOL @Ralph!

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