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November 23, 2022


Louisiana priest admits to making threesome sex tape on church altar

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Can I get an 'Amen?'")


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Holey trinity?

"The women, Melissa Cheng, 23, and Mindy Dixon, 41, were described as dominatrices for hire."

I bet they have great business cards. Maybe chess pieces with whips around them. "Have whips, will travel." (Old fogies like myself might know what I'm referring to.)

So the guy was defrocked? Do they mean defrocked defrocked? "Hey, Padre, take off de frock."

LeDud unfortunately I know exactly what you're referring to! As for this guy, I'd hate to see what his penance for this will be. 40,000 Our Fathers and 25,000 Hail Mary's? The most I ever had to do was 10 of each.

In his defense, the Devil made him do it.

@LeDud: I would love to hear Hey Boy's euphemistic comments on this one.

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me!

It is good for the church. If he was too dumb to cover a window...

He hath gone forth and multiplied.

He may not have multiplied, but it sounds like he went back & forth.

Well, they don't have too far to go to confess.

"Clark was half-naked". That's because he was defrocked!

@TRB: Which half? That's the question I had.

Holy Sex, Batman!

Arise, and you shall be lifted up!

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