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Louisiana priest admits to making threesome sex tape on church altar
(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Can I get an 'Amen?'")
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Holey trinity?
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 23, 2022 at 12:26 PM
"The women, Melissa Cheng, 23, and Mindy Dixon, 41, were described as dominatrices for hire."
I bet they have great business cards. Maybe chess pieces with whips around them. "Have whips, will travel." (Old fogies like myself might know what I'm referring to.)
Posted by: LeDud | November 23, 2022 at 12:29 PM
So the guy was defrocked? Do they mean defrocked defrocked? "Hey, Padre, take off de frock."
Posted by: Captain11 | November 23, 2022 at 12:34 PM
LeDud unfortunately I know exactly what you're referring to! As for this guy, I'd hate to see what his penance for this will be. 40,000 Our Fathers and 25,000 Hail Mary's? The most I ever had to do was 10 of each.
Posted by: nursecindy | November 23, 2022 at 12:36 PM
In his defense, the Devil made him do it.
Posted by: cfjk | November 23, 2022 at 12:42 PM
@LeDud: I would love to hear Hey Boy's euphemistic comments on this one.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 23, 2022 at 12:44 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me!
Posted by: name withheld to protect you. | November 23, 2022 at 01:38 PM
It is good for the church. If he was too dumb to cover a window...
Posted by: Mr. Bill | November 23, 2022 at 01:58 PM
He hath gone forth and multiplied.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | November 23, 2022 at 02:31 PM
He may not have multiplied, but it sounds like he went back & forth.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | November 23, 2022 at 04:15 PM
Well, they don't have too far to go to confess.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 23, 2022 at 04:47 PM
"Clark was half-naked". That's because he was defrocked!
Posted by: The Real Barry | November 23, 2022 at 06:25 PM
@TRB: Which half? That's the question I had.
Posted by: PirateBoy | November 23, 2022 at 09:23 PM
Holy Sex, Batman!
Posted by: Steverino | November 24, 2022 at 07:57 PM
Arise, and you shall be lifted up!
Posted by: PirateBoy's, well, something | November 24, 2022 at 10:48 PM