HALLELUJAH

Louisiana priest admits to making threesome sex tape on church altar

(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Can I get an 'Amen?'")

Comments

[AmoebaStampede]

Holey trinity?

[LeDud]

"The women, Melissa Cheng, 23, and Mindy Dixon, 41, were described as dominatrices for hire."

I bet they have great business cards. Maybe chess pieces with whips around them. "Have whips, will travel." (Old fogies like myself might know what I'm referring to.)

[Captain11]

So the guy was defrocked? Do they mean defrocked defrocked? "Hey, Padre, take off de frock."

[nursecindy]

LeDud unfortunately I know exactly what you're referring to! As for this guy, I'd hate to see what his penance for this will be. 40,000 Our Fathers and 25,000 Hail Mary's? The most I ever had to do was 10 of each.

[cfjk]

In his defense, the Devil made him do it.

[wanderer2575]

@LeDud: I would love to hear Hey Boy's euphemistic comments on this one.

[name withheld to protect you.]

Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me!

[Mr. Bill]

It is good for the church. If he was too dumb to cover a window...

[Alkali Bill]

He hath gone forth and multiplied.

[Elaine Benes]

He may not have multiplied, but it sounds like he went back & forth.

[Lucky Jack]

Well, they don't have too far to go to confess.

[The Real Barry]

"Clark was half-naked". That's because he was defrocked!

[PirateBoy]

@TRB: Which half? That's the question I had.

[Steverino]

Holy Sex, Batman!

[PirateBoy's, well, something]

Arise, and you shall be lifted up!