GUESS THE STATE
Man Busted For Striking Girlfriend With Sex Toy During Motel Argument
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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November 29, 2022
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If he hit her in the chest with it, he clearly doesn't understand where that toy is supposed to be used.
Posted by: Rod | November 29, 2022 at 08:54 AM
In his defense, maybe she refused to slap his mellon?
Posted by: cfjk | November 29, 2022 at 08:59 AM
On the plus side, he was just acting in self defense because she refused to stop & put away the sex toy.
Posted by: Florida Man | November 29, 2022 at 09:09 AM
All New American Monster, Bruised and Beaten with a Dildo.
A professional engineer turns diabolical when he designs a projectile leaving his one night stand with gruesome bruises no one at his office expected.
Posted by: man tom | November 29, 2022 at 10:23 AM
A new photo for the motel's promotional postcard is in the works. You can send them to your friends.
Posted by: Clankie | November 29, 2022 at 11:05 AM
You can take my sex toy when you pry it from my dead, cold hand. Or: When sex toys are outlawed, only outlaws will have sex toys.
Posted by: LeDud | November 29, 2022 at 01:57 PM
Some folks just don't like being toyed with.
Posted by: George Costanza | November 29, 2022 at 04:53 PM
Soon to be made into a movie coming to a theater near you...
"Toy Story 69 - Good Vibrations"
Posted by: Steely Dan | November 29, 2022 at 09:36 PM
He "was arrested for domestic battery". I thought that a domestic battery was needed for the sex toy to work!
Posted by: The Real Barry | November 30, 2022 at 03:09 AM