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She must have been late to the bingo parlor.
Posted by: Rod | November 09, 2022 at 09:25 AM
"Why are you pulling me over for doing 112? The sign says the limit's 115 on this road!"
"Ma'am, that's not the speed limit, that's the state highway number."
* slightly stolen *
Posted by: padraig | November 09, 2022 at 09:43 AM
A moonshiner's daughter, no doubt.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 09, 2022 at 09:53 AM
Deputies said they spiked her vehicle seven times.
All you want to do is ride around Sally .. ride, Sally, ride
I wonder if she is related to Mr. Toad.
Posted by: MOTW | November 09, 2022 at 10:00 AM
She heard about that golfing thing where you get bragging rites if you shoot under your age, and thought she'd try a similar logic applied to driving a car.
Posted by: cfjk | November 09, 2022 at 11:28 AM
Rumor has it she demanded to be strip searched & cavity searched when arrested later admitting she had heard jail sex was really hot.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | November 09, 2022 at 11:33 AM
The sign said Fine for Speeding.
Her short term memory failed after she reached 60.
Posted by: man tom | November 09, 2022 at 12:33 PM