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We are selling screws and showers ,
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We are selling screws and showers ,
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It’s admittedly been quite a while since someone has propositioned me in that way.
Posted by: Jim | November 29, 2022 at 09:44 AM
What about the soup? You forgot to mention the soup?
Posted by: cfjk | November 29, 2022 at 09:48 AM
Is that an error in translation, because they meant screws & washers, not screws & showers?
Posted by: David Puddy | November 29, 2022 at 09:51 AM
Screws in showers? Sounds interesting, but I'm not paying for it.
Posted by: Steve B | November 29, 2022 at 09:53 AM
"And showers" or IN showers?
Inquiring minds...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | November 29, 2022 at 09:59 AM
Email marketing rules for success.
Rule #1. Opening the inquiry with Screw in the Shower enhances readership and gets 87.6 % more response than not mentioning the concept. Being clear on the concept is vital to email marking success.
*87.6 is rounded off and may require a follow-up email offering one of these to achieve desired results.
Posted by: man tom | November 29, 2022 at 10:05 AM
Who remembers when Screw Extractor toured with Chubby Checker?
Posted by: man tom | November 29, 2022 at 10:11 AM
Sounds like something from Monty Python.
Posted by: MOTW | November 29, 2022 at 10:58 AM
Sounds great! I'll take 2.
Posted by: LeDud | November 29, 2022 at 11:03 AM
What about shower curtain rings? Paging Del Griffith. (RIP John Candy)
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 29, 2022 at 11:33 AM
Didn't mantom date a woman who was into nuts & bolts?
Posted by: cfjk | November 29, 2022 at 01:39 PM
"Screws & Showers" is a wholly owned subsidiary of "Soup or sex?".
Posted by: Frank Costanza | November 29, 2022 at 04:48 PM