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The underlying message could mean buck teeth and bad harmony not to mention adenoidal tones.
Posted by: man tom | November 28, 2022 at 11:10 AM
When does Hannukah start?
Posted by: cfjk | November 28, 2022 at 11:21 AM
Greetings of the day,
Do the needful.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | November 28, 2022 at 11:23 AM
I hope you found my assistance worthful.
Posted by: Desk Helper | November 28, 2022 at 11:41 AM
Contact me again when that count reaches 8888 days.
Posted by: Rod | November 28, 2022 at 11:47 AM
Who knew that Dave was so cold hearted? Make him wait some more!
Posted by: nursecindy | November 28, 2022 at 12:06 PM
So sorry for the inconvenience. Why don't you read through this extended vehicle warranty or these Medicare plan details while you wait?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | November 28, 2022 at 12:19 PM
Cmon Dave....reply to the poor schmo. Ask for money.
Posted by: LeDud | November 28, 2022 at 12:40 PM
I just can't decide. I need to get the wife an xmas present and I originally thought your $29.99 a month fee for your Elite Blog membership would please her. But I truly love her and, like you always say, if you truly love her then the $59.99 a month Concierge + Plus blog membership is the proper way to go where she can call you any time. Like you also say nothin' says lovin' like a DBarryBlog membership.
Posted by: Captain11 | November 28, 2022 at 02:47 PM
I was thinking, "what gift could I give that would make 'old people' remember back when they were a kid." Then I thought of this. In place of chewing gum. Only $4.19. I may get for a couple me to chew. You not only get 'high' from the smell, chewing it gets you high plus makes you fell sick. The little straw is useless for making bubbles. You have to discard the straw and the idea of making bubbles and just chew it.
Posted by: man tom | November 28, 2022 at 02:51 PM
This sounds like a very angry lady will be calling DBarry ...foul words and dirty names!
But the fellow could have bought his wife a deer rifle, a six-pack of beer and a deer license. But she might have shot HER DEAR and mounted his head on the wall instead of a deer.
Posted by: Cato LeBlanc | November 28, 2022 at 02:54 PM
Old Time candy dot com. har!
Posted by: man tom | November 28, 2022 at 02:54 PM
The plastic bubbles would make a great Christmas Gift Guide item for old people. Dave could tell some guy, "stop blowing in that straw trying to make a bubble and just put it in your mouth and chew it like gum."
Camera turns away and the guy instead puts a planned wad of gum in his mouth and chews.
*The camera swings back to the guy laying on the floor moaning for a doctor.*
Posted by: man tom | November 28, 2022 at 03:03 PM
If you hurry me up .. if you hurry me up, you'll never stop.
Posted by: Mick Jagger | November 28, 2022 at 04:36 PM
If you get a deer license then they can track you. Best to go carp hunting because there is no license required. At least I think there is but maybe so/not so maybe in Florida. You know what they say about carp "Kill your limit but don't limit your kill." Curt Gowdy said that. Or was it that alligator wrestling guy that got caught up by his hobby? Crocodile Dundee?
Posted by: Captain11 | November 28, 2022 at 05:40 PM
borrowing from PirateBoy on another thread today
Queue "Anticipation" by Carly Simon here
Posted by: MOTW | November 28, 2022 at 05:42 PM