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November 22, 2022

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How to Test If We're Living in a Computer Simulation

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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Invest in cryptocurrency.

Huh?
BTW: Where did they hide the RESET button?

They probably made sure we wouldn't figure it out by building the simulation inside of another simulation.

Nobody who's ever returned from a near-death experience has ever reported a blue screen, so we're NOT in a computer simulation.

If you see a little Italian guy drive by in a yellow cart, you'll have your answer.

ERROR 404 -- File Corrupt: config.earth
Reboot universe? (Y/N)

If you hear three loud, annoying beeps just before your world goes black when the internet goes down?

Reminds me of something I saw on Twitter recently... paraphrasing, "I see all these people who say they don't believe in god, and that we're living in a simulation. No, you do believe in god, you just think he's a nerd".

Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in windows XP with you
Yes I'm stuck in Win XP with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control, yeah I'm all over the place
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in Windows XP with you
When you started off with nothing
And you're proud that you're a self-made man
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please
Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am stuck in Windows XP with you

I can't rememeber ....if the coin stops spinning that means we're not in a simulation?

Proof positive that a successful reboot has started is when Fotomat booths start poppng everywhere.

Can we control/alt/delete Washington DC?

Holds up a light to @man tom

Format C colon backslash enter

Take the red pill.

Where did they find an AC socket to plug the computer in?

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