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Ohio lawyer is accused of tossing poop-filled Pringles can into parking lot of victims advocacy center

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An audio clip from the hit children's film Toy Story 3 has left internet users up in arms after a TikTok user claimed that they could hear the movie's Ken doll using a very rude expletive - while others insisted they hear nothing but an innocent exclamation.

(Thanks to Roberto)

SHOW AND TELL

An Arizona middle school teacher has resigned from the district and was banned from OnlyFans after she filmed pornographic material in her classroom.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

GUESS THE STATE

Man Busted For Striking Girlfriend With Sex Toy During Motel Argument

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

AND IN SPORTS

Skunk spotted in the stands during Browns-Buccaneers game

(Thanks to Gregory Snow and Ralph)

Spanish athlete slaps watermelons to break Guinness World Record

“Athlete.”

(Thanks to EricY)