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USA! USA !

THEY WERE BOTH RELEASED AFTER PRODUCING ETC.

Rarely seen snake species shows up in middle of Florida road — eating another animal

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Robert Moats)

CANADA: A NATION IN CHAOS

Watch RCMP chase down escaped ostriches running amok in Taber

(Thanks to B&C and Roberto)

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WE MIGHT AS WELL SHRED THE COLOMBIAN CONSTITUTION, IF THERE IS ONE

A Colombian judge notorious for sharing racy photos of herself on social media was handed a three-month suspension this week for appearing half-naked and smoking in bed during a virtual court hearing.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w, pharmaross, Michael Parry and Robert Moats)

SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMETHING THIEVES WOULD DO

Venezuela man, 79, turns up in emergency department with a beer bottle stuck up his butt — and tells doctors 'thieves put it there'

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

THIS IS THE ONE, PEOPLE

New Loch Ness Monster sighting 'proves' mythical creature is real

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

WE ALL KNOW WHO ‘KEVIN’ IS WORKING FOR

‘He kind of amps them up’: ‘Kevin’ the ringleader as turkeys terrorize Massachusetts town

(Thanks to Doug Ogg and Rodney Bertelsen)

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

4:08 p.m. A septuagenarian at the hospital was hitting on orderlies.  

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Texas woman sets boyfriend's house ablaze after another woman answers his phone: Police

Oops: The other woman “later turned out to be his relative.”

(Thanks to Barry Nester)