THE MEALS HAD PULSES?
Neanderthals cooked meals with pulses 70,000 years ago
(Thanks to EricY)
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November 23, 2022
LOCK UP THE CHEESE, DUDE
Indian police say rats ate 600kg of cannabis from station storeroom
(Thanks to Ralph)
HALLELUJAH
Louisiana priest admits to making threesome sex tape on church altar
(Thanks to pharmaross and Jeff Meyerson, who says "Can I get an 'Amen?'")
IN THAT CASE, SIR...
Gainesville man arrested for stealing from a Walmart he claims he owns
(Thanks to pharmaross)
THE CARP ARE ALSO NAKED
Models strip naked and pose with giant fish for 2023 'erotic carp calendar'
Advisory: Naked carp
(Thanks to Ralph)
'NEW?' THIS BLOG DID THIS IN COLLEGE *DECADES* AGO
Crawling On Ground: The New Trend Among Chinese College Students
(Thanks to Ralph)
MAYBE IT DIDN'T *WANT* TO BE 'RESCUED'
Venomous snake rescued from beer in Australia
(Thanks to Bob Brogan, pharmaross and Robert Moats)
IT WAS ETC. AFTER PRODUCING ETC.
Cat found in luggage at New York airport didn’t belong to the traveler, TSA says
(Thanks to Barry Nester, Robert Moats, EricY, pharmaross and Al Barkafski)
THE GOOD NEWS IS, THIS MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE SNAKES TO FIND YOU
WHO SAYS THERE ARE NO VIRTUOSOS LEFT?
(Thanks to John Lobert)
UPDATE
Mystery of sheep walking in circle for 12 days may be solved
(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Baaad habits are hard to break. Or maybe someone pulled the wool over their eyes and they can see straight. Mutton makes any sense here.”)
ASSUMING THEY’LL TAKE IT
Budweiser will ship the unsold Buds to the country that wins the tournament
(Thanks to Steve K, The Perts and Not My Usual Alias, who says “the second-place team will get all the remaining Bud Zero.”)
WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME
Panasonic to Sell a Subscription-Based, Farting Companion Robot
(Thanks to wiredog and pharmaross)
UNLESS OF COURSE IT’S VERY SICK
THE NEWS FROM ABROAD
This has been The News From Abroad.
(Thanks to John Lobert)