Dave Barry's Blog

LOOKS FINE TO US

Experts are hurriedly searching for a "very unfashionable shark" that was spotted roaming the waters while wearing a woman's skirt.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SENIOR GUYS IN ACTION

Man celebrates 100th birthday with raunchy lap dance at strip club

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EXCITING (FOR US, ANYWAY) LITERARY NEWS!

This blog has a new novel, Swamp Story, coming out in May '23. Simon and Schuster is giving away free copies, although we frankly question that as a business  strategy.

OR MAYBE — WE’RE JUST SPITBALLING HERE — THEY COULD MAKE SOME NON-STUNT-FOOD ITEM THAT PEOPLE WOULD ACTUALLY WANT

Kraft Heinz hopes stunts like hot dog popsicles and Velveeta martinis can help revive its iconic brands

(Thanks to GJ, who says “Velvetta martini?”)

WHAT'S THAT SMELL?

Police uncover cross border manure fraud

(Thanks to Ralph)

DUDES

Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield team up for ‘Holy Ears,’ an edible cannabis product

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Chinese man runs a 3:28 marathon while chain-smoking

(Thanks to Roberto)