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November 14, 2022

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Green bean casserole seltzer is now a thing

(Thanks to Geoff Scott, who says "It ain't a thing.")

ALSO THEY ORDERED PIZZA

Cows fed hemp produced milk with THC, researchers say

(Thanks to wiredog, who says "Moo, dude.")

The story was written by this blog's old Miami Herald colleague, Joel Achenbach.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

His story on this one is that he wants to protect the stuff in his new house, and felt that a face-recognition system with a flame thrower would be the best way to address that.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

YOU KNOW WHERE IT WAS HEADED

Vehicle becomes airborne after hitting tree and lands on roof of Louisiana home

(Thanks to Stan Ruth)

SEND THEM TO WASHINGTON

Pig bystanders are pretty good at resolving anxiety and conflict in the pen

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

IT'S THINKING -- AND THIS IS A DIRECT QUOTE -- 'WHAT A MORON'

Your Cat Might Not Be Ignoring You When You Speak

(Thanks to GJ)

AND IN SPORTS

Pigeons take over field during Saints-Steelers game in Pittsburgh

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

Pigeons are basically feathered squirrels.

WE MIGHT AS WELL TEAR UP THE MAGNA CARTA

Brits could face £650 fines for having inflatable penises on Malaga hen parties

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

 
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