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November 12, 2022

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Time for Christmas toilet paper.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Hyundai Invents Crotch Airbag to Protect Your ‘Assets’

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Better not slam the door!”)

IT’S A PRETTY BIG ISSUE FOR THE LAMB

Taliban Takes Lamb Testicles Off The Menu As Bigger Issues Loom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

PARTY ANIMALS

Study finds rats instinctively move in time to music

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and Al Barkafski)

SUDDENLY, FLORIDA GUYS ARE INTERESTED IN DOING THE GROCERY SHOPPING

Publix stores now offer beer and wine while you shop

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?

Tesla drivers will be able to make Zoom calls from their car

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

IT’S SETTLED

9 out of 10 scientists hate their lab coat

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

AND IN SPORTS

This is a video of 20-year old Iowa clap master Dalton Meyersetting a new Guinness World Record for most claps in one minute, with a staggering 1,140, beating the previous record of 1,080. That’s 19 claps a second!

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “One word: hero.”)

WE’RE SEEING BETTE MIDLER

Photographer stunned after capturing wave that looks exactly like Queen legend Brian May

(Thanks to Rick Day)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S PARADISE

Furious Fire Ants "Rain Down" on Hawaiian Residents and Bite Them in their Sleep

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

NOW WITH ADDED PROTEIN!

Tim Hortons brand soup base recalled for containing insects

(Thanks to The Perts)

'TASTE THE EMPTINESS'

Japanese Company Launches Flavorless Candy

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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