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November 11, 2022

PRIMATE GUYS IN ACTION

Video shows Peruvian model Paula Manzanal, 28, posing next to the monkey at the Ubud Monkey Forest - only for the animal to reach out and try and pull down her black strapless top.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

ALWAYS A MORALE-BUILDER

A senior staff member at the Australian Pesticides and Veterinary Medicines Authority (APVMA) is alleged to have urinated on staff members at a function in Armidale in late 2021

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says "It's called giving feedback.")

JUST TAKING IT OUTSIDE FOR A ROUTINE WASHING

Security camera video caught two men in the act of stealing an ATM from a Tampa hotel while dressed as maintenance workers, the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office announced Thursday.

(Thanks to Jane Linderman)

HEY, IT'S 2022

Homosexual Japanese Termites Are Flexible When It Comes To Sex Roles

(Thanks to MAC, who says "I saw them open for the Sex Pistols.")

SEND THESE PIGS TO WASHINGTON

Pigs mediate barnyard fights with a light touch of the snout, study says

(Thanks to Steve K., who says "If they'll go.")

WHO SAYS ROMANCE IS DEAD?

Not this blog.

(Thanks to John Lobert, pharmaross and Ralph)

JIMMY HOFFA?

Couple Hears Someone Stuck In Their Chimney And Can't Believe Who They Find

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

FLORIDA WILDLIFE UPDATE

Just hangin' out in the sun, dreamin' of the day they grow large enough to eat humans.

Iguanas

IT’S THAT RARE, COVETED PURPLE SULOR 240-LITRE

German man wheelie needs purple bin only found in UK to complete collection

(Thanks to John Lobert, who says “can the Blog start a GoFundMe?”)

BOTH OF THE THEIR FLORIDA DRIVERS’ LICENSES WERE BADLY DAMAGED

Whole Alligator Found Inside Burmese Python in Gruesome Footage

(Thanks to pharmaross and EricY)

VETERANS DAY

Have good one, vets. And thank you for your service.

THE POLICE REPORT CALLED IT A ‘BLUNT OBJECT’

An Ohio woman yesterday copped to clobbering a female acquaintance in the face with a 10-pound log of ground beef during a confrontation in the potato chip aisle of a Walmart in suburban Cleveland.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU FEEL AN URGENT NEED TO NAP

Can this San Francisco company's 'dad weed' get you high?

(Thanks to vee)

IT’S THE SMORGASBORD OF HIGHWAYS

Soy sauce spilled all over Interstate 70 Wednesday, adding to Summit County’s history of large-scale food spills

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “We’re gonna need more pot stickers.”)

THIS IS ALSO HOW TOLSTOY DID IT

All stories were created by artificial intelligence, and all were based on a single, one-word prompt: "underwear."

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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