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November 10, 2022
DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING
Hi Dave—
I haven’t back heard from you!
'THE RADIO STATION CALLED IN A FETISH PRIEST TO REVERSE THE CURSES'
Man In Court For Using Ex-lover’s Panties For Juju To Make Her Unattractive To Any Man
(Thanks to pharmaross)
BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY
Beer Could Be the Key to Preventing Alzheimer’s
(Thanks to wiredog)
AND IN (WE HOPE) SPORTS
Man’s freakishly long five-incher takes him to thumb war victory
(Thanks to Matt Filar)
ALL WE KNOW AT THIS POINT IS THAT IT HAS A VALID FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE
Huge faceless white blob found on UK beach leaves people baffled
(Thanks to Ralph)
It’s not clear why a blob would be expected to have a face.
Also: Paging Steve McQueen.
AND IN MEDICAL SPORTS
Doctor assembles leg bones in record time at Texas convention
(Thanks to Ralph)
WHO ARE WE TO ARGUE?
Woman who turned 101 says tequila is the secret to long life
(Thanks to EricY)
WE’RE GONNA NEED A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BOAT
IT WAS ‘ON COMPUTER DEVICES.’ WE DON’T UNDERSTAND BITCOIN.
Missing stolen Bitcoin worth £3billion discovered stashed away in popcorn box
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says “Always the last place you look.”)
AND IN UNDERWATER SPORTS
Octopuses Caught on Camera Throwing Shells at Each Other
(Thanks to Robert Moats, GJ and Annette)