Dave Barry's Blog

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

Seals have got a sense of rhythm

(Thanks to Ralph)

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO II

Woman finds two pythons mating behind her microwave

You know the continent.

(Thanks to MOTW)

SOMEBODY HAS BEEN HITTING THE UNDERWATER MACAROONS PRETTY HARD

Massive carp named Carrot strikes again at French lake

(Thanks to The Perts)

TAKE COVER!

A former RAF pilot has started a business in which he scatters the ashes of loved ones from a drone.

(Thanks to GJ)

LITERALLY NOBODY IN FLORIDA WOULD PASS

Video Shows China's Driving Test, Internet Says It "Looks Like Fast And Furious Audition"

Advisory: Annoying soundtrack.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THAT’S THEIR STORY AND THEY’RE STICKING TO IT

Most UFOs are 'Chinese surveillance' drones and 'airborne clutter,' Pentagon officials reveal

(Thanks to EricY)

We have clutter around our house, and it never seems to get airborne. We’re just sayin’.

LIKE FORMULA ONE RACING, EXCEPT IT’S CHEESE

When you gather 4,434 cheeses from 42 countries in one room to find out which is best, there's inevitably a sense of excitement in the air.

(Thanks to The Perts)

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO

“Its tentacles were reaching through the camera to feel my face and then at some point, it had crawled on my body, on my hips, and was giving me a hug,” she said.

“And it had tentacles up and around my mouth and it was sucking on my lip, which is the only exposed part of my body,” said Humphreys, who captured the whole interaction on video, complete with her “squeals of excitement.”

(Thanks to B&C)

WHY THE STUDENTS WERE ON A UPS TRUCK WE’LL NEVER KNOW

55 students may have to retake their SATs after they were lost from a UPS truck

(Thanks to The Perts and Robert Moats)

GUESS WHERE

Man discovers nest of world's largest spider in boot of his car with 200 babies

(Thanks to Rick Day)

SCIENCE!

Alcohol aids in weight loss? Here’s how booze can actually help people shed pounds

(Thanks to Al Barkafski)

THEY NEED TO SWITCH TO CHOPSTICKS

Tourist stabbed in Manhattan steakhouse by woman angered by his wife’s treatment of staff, police say

(Thanks to Barry Nester)