Dave Barry's Blog

THEY USE TINY FRISBEES

Bumblebees play as humans and dogs do, study suggests

(Thanks to B&C)

FIRST SKY PENISES, AND NOW SKY SOFAS

Man returns to his car to find a sofa had fallen from the sky and crushed it

(Thanks to MrX)

THEY ARE KNOWN TO BE DEADLY

Cobra dies after being bitten by eight-year-old boy in India

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and John Gregg)

IN THAT CASE, SIR...

Florida Man Blames Paranormal Activity for Driving Car Missing Two Tires

(Thanks to Ralph)

MARIACHI MOMENT

Last night this blog ran into a Mariachi band at the pay station of a parking garage.

"What?" this blog remarked. "Mariachi bands have to pay for parking?"

"We pay DOUBLE," they responded.

SOMETIMES A SKY PENIS JUST HAPPENS

Air Force claims ‘no intent by the pilots’ to draw sky penis near Russian base in Syria

(Thanks to Jim Perth)

DO NOT MESS WITH AUSTRALIAN WOMEN

Home Invader's Plan Goes up in Flames After Mother's Fly Spray and Criminal's Taser Join Forces

(Thanks to PapaJohn, who says “I think we used to drink Fireball Tasers in college, but I really don't remember.”)

THIS USUALLY SOLVES THE PROBLEM

Man angry about flight cancellation carjacks multiple vehicles, causes 5 crashes, police say

(Thanks to Joshua Lutes, who says “It was either this or wait on hold to speak with a customer service agent.”)