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November 01, 2022

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MIRACLE CHICKEN CURRY CAUSING GOBSMACKEDNESS

Man gobsmacked to find Jesus' face in chicken curry - but others see famous rockstar

(Thanks to John Lobert)

We see chicken curry.

OTTERS ARE BASICALLY AQUATIC SQUIRRELS

Koi carp owner devastated after otter kills over 100 fish in his pond 4h ago

(Thanks to Geoff Scott)

WE BLAME THANKSGIVING

Uranus Will Be Huge in November

(Thanks to Ralph)

YOU KNOW WHERE HE WAS HEADED

A man was seen in video taking his wheelchair onto the 405 Freeway in Los Angeles early Sunday morning.

(Thanks to man tom) 

MOMS IN ACTION

Michigan mom makes hilarious meatloaf resembling her son

(Thanks to Doug Ogg)

NOW THEY'RE USING NAVY SEAL TACTICS

Flying squirrel found swimming inside Virginia couple’s toilet

(Thanks to B'game)

GOOD LUCK GETTING THEM TO LISTEN

Chilling AI development means that robots can now talk to animals – and we might be able to next

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who says "I already talk to animals. Anybody can.")

WE CAN ALL SLEEP MORE SOUNDLY

US CBP officers officers stopped a woman trying to cross the border with 50 wheels of undeclared cheese under a blanket in her car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

We saw 50 Wheels Of Undeclared Cheese open for the Partridge Family.

OR AT LEAST BETTER ARMED

Flamethrowers: One More Reason Why Wyoming Is Better Than California

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "The reason you can use flamethrowers is because there isn't a single person in the whole state you could possibly hit.")

WE ARE SHOCKED, SHOCKED

California Man Dressed As Fireball Whisky Bottle Collared For Drunken Conduct

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hi there! Hope you had a fun & eventful Halloween weekend and are recovering from costume fatigue!

Anywho,

JUST DON'T TELL OREGON ABOUT IT

A memorial at the "resting place" of the beloved Harry Potter character, Dobby the House Elf, can remain on an environmentally sensitive beach.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

'PUMPKINS GIVE THEM DIARRHOEA'

Halloween warning of threat pumpkins pose to hedgehogs

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

BUT JUST IN CASE, HOLD OFF ON THAT MORTGAGE PAYMENT

'Planet Killer’ Asteroid Spotted That Poses Distant Risk to Earth

(Thanks to Not My Usual Alias, The Perts and vee)

 
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