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October 28, 2022

WE THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA

North Carolina Woman Shooting Mountain Dew Bottles in Her Backyard Cited by Police

(Thanks to Rick Day)

(Has anybody seen nursecindy?)

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Hello! Nursecindy? Hello? Hello?

It couldn't be nursecindy. She's more of a chocolate connoisseur.

So she's "hepped-up" on chocolate?

nursecindy does not shoot Mountain Dew bottles in her backyard. Some of her neighbors better watch out, however.

The article referred to "the alleged woman". I'm pretty sure we're clear that nursecindy isn't an "alleged" woman, but an actual one.

It wasn't me this time. although Gastonia is just down the road from where I live. She was probably upset that he was drinking Mtn. Dew. A true North Carolinian drinks Sun Drop. It's like a Mtn. Dew but with a million times the caffeine.
Thank you Rod. Yes, I am an actual woman.

She. Certainly. Is!

You make me feel
You make me feel
You make me feel like an actual woman

...by which I mean to say,

"She's real, and she's spectacular!"

Thank you Allen.

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