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October 07, 2022

WE NEVER KNOW WHAT TO GET HIM

Is a Michigan man trading gifts with Bigfoot?

(Thanks to Tom Meerschaert)

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Maybe he could trade a good meal or a B&B stay for a better camera.

So he gets within 20 feet, but all the photography is from 200 yards?

As it turns out, Bigfoot doesn't believe in us. He thinks we're all just swamp gas.

BULLETIN

Bigfoot hunters.

Apple's new iPhone with Rhino-Cam(TM) available in time for the holidays.

The Rhino-Cam(TM) has megapixels so vivid you can’t distinguish between a human and a tree at 15 feet.

The James Webb Telescope can take clear pictures a million or so light years away but nobody has ever gotten a clear picture of Big Foot or the Loch Ness Monster. I'll never understand it. Bank security cameras are almost as bad too.

Bigfoot needs Absorbine Junior.

What can a Bigfoot give you? Herpes maybe?

Does he leave the gifts in the knothole of a tree?

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