« Previous | Main | Next »

October 25, 2022

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

This Japanese Company Is Working on a Human Washing Machine

(Thanks to Ralph, who says “No spin cycle?”)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

(insert wife joke here)

In the US, we call that a "shower".

Just climb into your toilet and flush. Rinse and repeat.

The sad part is they're just modifying a traditional washing machine by adding a much bigger door, but if they can eliminate the wrinkles they may be on to something.

Ralph, I'm reminded of a "Calvin and Hobbes" strip where Calvin went through the spin cycle with Hobbes.

I bet you have to use a lot of bleach to feel really clean.

SMACKS @JG!
That contraption is a covered Jacuzzi. >yawn<

"Sensors inside the washing machine will measure the state of sympathetic and parasympathetic nerves, and the built-in AI will use the collected data to create the most comfortable atmosphere possible."

So where is the Human Dryer Machine?
Will it have a lint trap?

@Rod -- I don't remember Calvin getting in the washer or dryer with Hobbes, but I do remember a Sunday strip where he was daydreaming about his future self where a robot plucked him out of bed and deposited him into the Boy-O-Matic for washing and dressing.

I heard the Iranian market test did not go well. Need to line up some more volunteers if we want that export license to go through.

The comments to this entry are closed.

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise