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October 29, 2022

NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA

Lawnmower driver facing charges

(Thanks to The Perts)

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In his defense, he was so drunk that he thought it was a golf cart.

"charges of failing to comply with undertaking"

Was he transporting a dead body? Or was he not embalming someone properly? Or maybe he was being embalmed and wasn't complying with the procedures? Or maybe he had partaken of so much alcohol that he was embalmed and yet was continuing to operate powered machinery?

So many questions...

NO DOUBT EN ROUTE TO FLORIDA" is a cryptic and intriguing message that piques curiosity. It hints at a journey or adventure to the sunny state of Florida, suggesting excitement and anticipation. The use of "NO DOUBT" adds an air of certainty and confidence, perhaps indicating a determined or enthusiastic traveler.

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