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October 31, 2022

IN THAT CASE, SIR, ALLOW US TO RETURN YOUR SYRINGE WITH OUR APOLOGIES

After a sheriff’s deputy found an uncapped syringe and a crystal substance among his belongings, a Florida Man demanded that the cop call the FBI and local police since he was purportedly “allowed to carry methamphetamine,” according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to Rick Day)

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That's what I TRIED to tell them, TOO!

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