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October 26, 2022

CSI: COWETA COUNTY

One suspected burglar, Gerald Bennett, left behind a trail of Milky Way wrappers in the woods that led investigators straight to his house

(Thanks to MOTW, who says "Way to go, GERALD.")

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Now he'll NEVER be able to find his way back to the crime scene.

Soon to be a major motion picture starring McGruff the Crime Dog and Woodsy Owl.

Hard to believe a crime was solved without the aid of public genealogy sites.

Littering, the gateway offense to a life of crime.

"Milky Way, the candy choice of discriminating burglars everywhere."

If he had stolen Payday or Snickers, he could have pretended a peanut allergy and escaped from the ambulance. Just saying.

He pled innocent. He hated Milky Ways.

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