WE’LL TAKE YOUR WORD
TURNS OUT, BEAVER ANAL GLAND WHISKEY TASTES LIKE RASPBERRIES
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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This from the article: "...whiskey made with beavers’ anal glands. Yes, we’ll let you digest that. There’s also another unique whiskey that tastes of crabs… And even one that has the flavor of turkey." Well, that should keep us occupied until black Friday.
Posted by: cfjk | September 06, 2022 at 10:07 AM
Gwyneth Paltrow must be informed at once. Think of the possibilities.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | September 06, 2022 at 10:42 AM
AND IT's SO TASTY!!
YUCK!!
Posted by: Guy | September 06, 2022 at 10:44 AM
Well, they make whisky out of old crows and old grandads, so why not.
Posted by: Steverino | September 06, 2022 at 11:45 AM
"...fava beans and a nice beaver anal gland whiskey." was written in the original script.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 06, 2022 at 12:15 PM
"Nothing quite like a shot of beaver anal gland whiskey to perk up my cuppa weasel doots coffee!"
- Luwak Lou
Posted by: sco77 | September 06, 2022 at 12:59 PM
So that's why they call 'em RA(ASS)berries.
Posted by: Name withheld to protect you | September 06, 2022 at 01:06 PM
I wonder if it will cost more than Jamisons?
Posted by: LeDud | September 06, 2022 at 02:02 PM
BAGW opened for the Bangles
Posted by: keith in tampa | September 06, 2022 at 06:07 PM
Tamworth, NH is desperate for attention. It has some beautiful scenery, and not much else.
Posted by: Ralph | September 06, 2022 at 08:55 PM
"I drank too much last night."
"What makes you say that?"
"I dreamed a woman with a flat, paddle-like tail tried to drag me down the river."
"Was she pretty?"
"I never saw her face, but she had a whiffy, overripe scent-laden anal gland."
"Are you sure it wasn't a skunk?"
"It was dank and skunky as anal glands go."
"Dank...that's bad man."
Posted by: man tom | September 07, 2022 at 07:17 AM
well....If it's a single malt...
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 07, 2022 at 05:37 PM