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September 06, 2022

WE’LL TAKE YOUR WORD

TURNS OUT, BEAVER ANAL GLAND WHISKEY TASTES LIKE RASPBERRIES

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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This from the article: "...whiskey made with beavers’ anal glands. Yes, we’ll let you digest that. There’s also another unique whiskey that tastes of crabs… And even one that has the flavor of turkey." Well, that should keep us occupied until black Friday.

Gwyneth Paltrow must be informed at once. Think of the possibilities.

AND IT's SO TASTY!!
YUCK!!

Well, they make whisky out of old crows and old grandads, so why not.

"...fava beans and a nice beaver anal gland whiskey." was written in the original script.

"Nothing quite like a shot of beaver anal gland whiskey to perk up my cuppa weasel doots coffee!"

- Luwak Lou

So that's why they call 'em RA(ASS)berries.

I wonder if it will cost more than Jamisons?

BAGW opened for the Bangles

Tamworth, NH is desperate for attention. It has some beautiful scenery, and not much else.

"I drank too much last night."

"What makes you say that?"

"I dreamed a woman with a flat, paddle-like tail tried to drag me down the river."

"Was she pretty?"

"I never saw her face, but she had a whiffy, overripe scent-laden anal gland."

"Are you sure it wasn't a skunk?"

"It was dank and skunky as anal glands go."

"Dank...that's bad man."

well....If it's a single malt...

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