WE SAW GATHERING OF NIGELS OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Gathering of 372 Nigels eases fears of mass ‘Nige’ extinction

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Comments

[Niges Unite!]

NIGE AGAINST THE MACHINE

[wanderer2575]

These guys should do a remake of the Captain Morgan commercial.

"Nigel."
"Nigel."
"Nigel."

(pause)

"NIGEL!!"

[Rod]

Was Nigel Tufnel there with his 18-inch Stonehenge?

[padraig]

Maybe not mass extinction, but the fact that most of the world's Nige's were available for this event doesn't speak well of their reproductive success.

[LeDud]

They should probably be darted, tagged and placed in zoos where their numbers can multiply.

[padraig]

I just realized that through some gross oversight nobody has formalized a group noun for Nigels. Therefore it falls to us, or initially, me. I propose we refer to such a gathering as a Noogie of Nigels.

[Guin]

But did their amplifiers go up to eleven?

[cfjk]

There MUST have been have been a corn-hole tournament at the gathering.

[Loco]

pride of lions
murder of crows
flock of elephants
noogie of Nigels

[Evil Mr M]

This reminds me of the late Don Imus, who would fret over the dwindling population of Naugas, used to make Naugahyde.

Look it up if you don't get the joke.

[man tom]

My Dad wanted to name me, Laymen Lavette. My mom said, "are you nuts!"

[pogo]

Evil M - I had plans to start a Nauga ranch when I retired, but the Nauga market has been declining for years.

[Elaine Benes]

What's the correct pronunciation of this hurricane blasting Florida???