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September 17, 2022

WE REMIND YOU THAT RACCOONS ARE BASICALLY FAT SQUIRRELS

'Unpatriotic' raccoons repeatedly invade official's home, poop on flag

(Thanks to Ralph)

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This is why you should always grease your flag pole.

It is not widely known that the Soviets established a large cell of commie raccoons in the woods during the Lake Placid Winter Olympics in 1980. The question is whether they've been re-activated, or it's just that nobody told them the Cold War is over and it took them 42 years to reach Albany.

In western Massachusetts we have come to the conclusion that black bears are just fat raccoons with a different color scheme.

Can we elect them to Congress?

I just read in a biography that Marlon Brando used to keep a raccoon in his NYC apt.

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