THIS IS EXACTLY WHY WE HAVE THE CIA

A venture capital firm funded by the CIA has officially placed its bets on bringing back extinct species like the woolly mammoth and the thylacine,

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

Comments

[padraig]

Tylacines are SOOOOO cute, with their 6-inch fangs, and the delightful way they can unhinge their jaws to faster dismember their prey! When can I get one?

[David Puddy]

One can only hope that CIA types are REALLY tasty.

[Jim]

Can we still get odds on bringing back the pterodactyl?

[Rod]

Apparently they've already brought back the dodo bird, and that's who's running this operation.

[Rod]

And besides, isn't In-Q-Tel the outfit that sells old greatest hits records on TV? They're already resurrecting extinct species that way.

[Steverino]

Extinct species like FDR?

[LeDud]

Its like they've never watched JURASSIC PARK......

[nursecindy]

I watched Jurassic Park for the first time a few weeks ago. Now I don't even want a plastic dinosaur in my house! I was pretty happy to see Wayne Knight get eaten but only because Newman on Seinfeld was so annoying.

[Clankie]

As long as they don't bring back William Casey.

[ChrisinVa]

I absolutely refuse to pay any more taxes until they bring back the velociraptor.

[Cheesewiz]

...and it will offset climate change! Is there anything the CIA can't do?

[Lucky Jack]

Just another preemptive intelligence gathering mission so we can be prepared for the next mammoth invasion.