SCIENTISTS FINALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL

Scientists Create AI-Powered Laser Turret That Kills Cockroaches

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Rod Nunley)

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[MOTW]

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Scientists Who Created AI-Powered Laser Turret that Kills Cockroaches
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[Rod]

Key quote: "It's a little dangerous."

[JG]

I know what I want for Christmas!

[Punkin Poo]

Heard from behind turret - “Your mother was a cicada and your father smelt of, well, everything. He was a roach. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time before I burn your eyes out.”

[LeDud]

I heard Dr. Evil put in the first order. Since the sharks weren't ready, he had to settle for the cockroach killer.

[Steverino]

Rakhmatulin should win the Nobel prize for this. However, I find bricks to be more effective.

What could possibly go wrong?

[cfjk]

Toasted Cockroaches, it's what the green new deal wants you to eat for breakfast.

[wanderer2575]

Waiting for the first "Guys In Action" blog item about someone burning down his house with one of these. I give it two weeks, tops.

[Zaphod]

I'm thinking a larger version with 9MM instead of lasers might be useful.

[Lucky Jack]

THIS is the 21st century I've been waiting for!