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September 29, 2022


Scientists Create AI-Powered Laser Turret That Kills Cockroaches

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Rod Nunley)


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Scientists Who Created AI-Powered Laser Turret that Kills Cockroaches
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Key quote: "It's a little dangerous."

I know what I want for Christmas!

Heard from behind turret - “Your mother was a cicada and your father smelt of, well, everything. He was a roach. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time before I burn your eyes out.”

I heard Dr. Evil put in the first order. Since the sharks weren't ready, he had to settle for the cockroach killer.

Rakhmatulin should win the Nobel prize for this. However, I find bricks to be more effective.

What could possibly go wrong?

Toasted Cockroaches, it's what the green new deal wants you to eat for breakfast.

Waiting for the first "Guys In Action" blog item about someone burning down his house with one of these. I give it two weeks, tops.

I'm thinking a larger version with 9MM instead of lasers might be useful.

THIS is the 21st century I've been waiting for!

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