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If it is undesirable for them to reproduce, wouldn't it also be undesirable for them to live longer?
Posted by: Mr. Bill | September 29, 2022 at 08:58 AM
Old story:
Guy goes to the doc.
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Doc says: If you give up smoking, drinking, and fooling around with women, you will live to be 100."
Guy says: 'If I have to give up all those things, why would I want to live to be 100?"
Posted by: Steverino | September 29, 2022 at 10:23 AM
That would have been my first guess, that the team of international researchers are really EBEs and definitely NOT human.
Posted by: cfjk | September 29, 2022 at 10:48 AM
Just more proof that accidentally sitting on your testicles can take years off your lifespan.
Posted by: David Puddy | September 29, 2022 at 10:50 AM
Is that why Senators live so long ?
Posted by: Clankie | September 29, 2022 at 10:55 AM
Castration is also required when handing down extra long life sentences.
Posted by: man tom | September 29, 2022 at 11:45 AM
You don't actualy live any longer. It just feels that way.
Posted by: John "Ol' CHumbucket" Baur | September 30, 2022 at 01:45 PM