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With luck, the invasion force will be eaten by a dog.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2022 at 09:00 AM
With luck, the invasion force will be eaten by a dog.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2022 at 09:02 AM
Sorry about that. TypePad was slow on updating the page with the comment.
Posted by: Steve | September 25, 2022 at 09:06 AM
Is that a Martian in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by: Mae West | September 25, 2022 at 09:22 AM
That was some bad acid, man.
Posted by: Ruthenium | September 25, 2022 at 09:33 AM
If the little guys can play the piano I think I've a pretty good idea of what's going on here.
Posted by: cfjk | September 25, 2022 at 10:01 AM
When one of them pulls out an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator, then I'll be concerned.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | September 25, 2022 at 12:26 PM
A couple of hundred sticky traps should take care of this problem.
Posted by: nursecindy | September 25, 2022 at 02:35 PM
“We have absolutely no reason to suspect the witness is not being completely honest in describing what she saw.”
BUFORA is asking all correspondence to the witness be addressed to their Human Resources Dept. For an updated indefinitely extended period, everything received will be forwarded to the witness.
Posted by: man tom | September 25, 2022 at 03:37 PM
It wasn't a pocket-sized alien. It was an alien with pockets. Who proofreads these stories on your planet?
The author of this story has been vaporized.
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