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September 20, 2022


Exec for Vegan Alternative ‘Beyond Meat’ Jailed for Allegedly Biting ‘Flesh’ from Man’s Nose After NCAA Game

(Thanks to The Perts, Doug Ogg, Stan Ruth and Rod Nunley)


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I wonder if they have reached out to Mike Tyson to be their celebrity spokesbiter

Do as I say; not as I do.

Veganism Now!

It's just cartilage, give the guy a break, and maybe a bowl of bone broth.

Not surprising. A couple of weeks ago I saw a bumper sticker that read, “Go Vegan and Nobody Gets Hurt”. Really. It seemed a bit. . . threatening.

I was going to add that this is what happens to the folks in the nosebleed section of the stadium, but thought that might be over the top.

Reminds me of an old Cathy cartoon (by Cathy Guisewite) where, after dating a vegetarian for awhile, she told him that she wanted to spend an evening by herself so she could have a cheeseburger.

Ramsey's actions speak for Fruitarians across the fruited plains.

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